Are you looking for a CV? I mean: a Curriculum Vitae?
A static, black and white, paper based, ready to print and mostly useless document?
Are you kidding me?
You can find everything about me, my skills and my job on my LinkedIn Profile.
If you are looking for something different or specific information, please contact me using it, my Twitter Account or my Facebook Profile, I will be glad to get in touch with you!